Tuesday 28 April 2009

Say Whoa & Secret Wars

Here's whats going down...

Secret Wars is the World’s premier live art battle – working in similar ways to Fight Club, Secret Wars battles are set up & promoted through word of mouth.

The Secret Wars Grand Final is here and its been a long and entertaining journey. Defending champion Gustav has made it again, but Rem 1 DNK who has impressed the judges and the crowds is more than ready and capable of stealing the title to become Secret Wars Series 2 Champion!

Both artists will battle it out for the £500 cash prize, a load of goodies supplied to us by our sponsors and of course a place in the London tournament. This was always going to be a busy night, so we’ve decided to go all out with the entertainment. We have Jimi Crayon hosting the night along with our residents Mr Muffle & R-Kid, playing upstairs and downstairs. We’ve got our secret wars favourite beat-boxer REEPS 1 www.myspace.com/reeps1 to come down and seriously put the Soul Cellar sound system to the maximum test and if you thought that was all we’ve got special guest DJ Session.

Session is a unique producer/DJ who is taking over the club scene with his own brand of forward thinking dance music productions, remixes and genre-blurring DJ sets.

Session has produced for artists such as UK Hip-Hop’s Brotherman, Street Politiks and with Drum&Bass’ Superking. In addition he produces under other alias’, Noisses: Dubstep (bass heavy beats), Equalizers: Breakbeat (electro sounds for the dance floor), and Session And The Bear as a collaboration with Polarbear (thought provoking story telling).

Check out www.myspace.com/session70 to hear more.

If thats not enough... Say Whoa will be taking over downstairs of the Soul Cellar playing the usual type of hype to keep the party going to the early hours.

Entry is £3 before 10 and £5 after.

There’s plenty of FREE parking opposite the Soul Cellar and a load of drinks offers at the bar.


Friday 24 April 2009

Say Whoa! Bank Holiday Special: Part Deux

Well, well, well. We've barely got over the last Bank Holiday Special we threw a couple of weeks ago (aka the craziest Whoa yet) and it's already time to start gearing up for another! Expect the best selection of electronic music, new and old with a few surprises thrown in as always. There will be some sweet drinks deals until 10pm and we'll be rocking the very foundations on which Mono Bar is built until 2 'o' clock in the Gawd damn morning! Now, with no work the next day, we're looking at yet another HUGE party.

I don't know about you guys but I canny wait! Look forward to seeing you all there and in the meantime, as a prelude to the storm, here are some sweet Summer jams to limber you up before the mayhem:

Tuesday 21 April 2009

That was SO 2006...

I just can't not share this with you guys... Sacha Baron Cohen outdoes himself yet again... AMAZING:

Thursday 16 April 2009

MORE GOLD THAN Mr T! - "You wanna get rough? We can get rough"

Here we go again. Like i said we are maaaaaad busy this month and with Bank Holiday out of the way it's time to start gearing up for this month's main bash at Mono. As you may or may not know by now we at Say Whoa have fooking massive egos so it's not enough to just get people to come and have a good ol' knees up, oh no no no, we like to encourage a certain dress code. After much consideration this months theme was narrowed down to a short list of two. Much to Doc McCoy's disappointment, Ben Sherman shirts/ Rockport boots &  a Tudor theme just missed out so we went with the GOLD colour party. Yep thats right, we want you to get all Mr "I'll get the dynamite" T on our ass and break out that bling or just rock some gold clothing. Much like the BBC we can't give any prizes so it's just for fun and a little show of support for your favourite party. As ever there will be drinks promos and the best selection of tracks to get you crunk. Things kick off at 8 and roll on 'till 2. I pity the fool who misses out on this!


There are many possible explanations for a face like this. I know what you're thinking but no it's not that he's just got the new "Fun, Fit & 50" through the post and it's not the final round of a Stevie Wonder look-a-like contest. This is a face of pure joy and it makes me think that we really are a public service. Sunday was the Say Whoa! bank holiday special and it went OFF!!!
Normally wearing sunglasses in the cluuuub is only for A-list celebs like P.Diddy, Dean Gaffney and those who dwell in Buddha Lounge but we set it as our theme for the bank holiday party and as ever you people made an effort. It was like a rave for the blind without the dogs & sticks. I'm gonna stick my neck out and say it was our liveliest party to date, so lively in fact that the decks nearly fell off the stage.

All the photos are up as always on our Facebook group so go get your tag on and see you at the next one.

Monday 6 April 2009


As previously stated April is going to be a busy one for us at SAY WHOA! and here is where it begins. Sunday 12th sees us putting on a bank holiday special at MONO.
As the sun is starting to show its face we thought we would encourage the wearing of sun glasses, even at night. As ever it will be a night of drinking, bubbles, fun and most of all a cracking sound track. Here's a little something to get you in the mood from Starski & The Cool Kids.


A big thanks goes out to all the Say Whoa! massive for reppin' hard and rocking the right colour scheme once again at our blue party on the 28th of March. Photos are now up on our Facebook group so head on over and see if your mug made the cut. Here is the x-rated version of the blue edition flyer that was unfortunately deemed too naughty to be used.

April is lining up to be a busy one for us so keep it locked to be sure not to miss out.